Well I guess I have to start by saying how disappointed I am with my failure of a contest. Nobody entered anything. So now, after crying for 2 straight months, I have to get my friend's sister to do it. I don't even know her middle name. That's unrelated. But that also reminds me, I have some cool new webcomics to put up, also. But...I can't because my scanner is down. Alas. At last! Epic poem time:
At last! He descends from the heavens!
A mighty fist of fierce lightning
Corrodes the land. Endless Fury
Scorns the cursed evil doers.
A swift blow to the neck makes waste
And to fire the Enemies go.
Yay for that.