Rantage, anyone?

Well I guess I have to start by saying how disappointed I am with my failure of a contest. Nobody entered anything. So now, after crying for 2 straight months, I have to get my friend's sister to do it. I don't even know her middle name. That's unrelated. But that also reminds me, I have some cool new webcomics to put up, also. But...I can't because my scanner is down. Alas. At last! Epic poem time:

At last! He descends from the heavens!
A mighty fist of fierce lightning
Corrodes the land. Endless Fury
Scorns the cursed evil doers.
A swift blow to the neck makes waste
And to fire the Enemies go.

Yay for that.

Cleri-who?

First things first: my rain dance worked. No rain=Big Day Off= Awesome sauce. I'm not one to brag, but I'm pretty proud of myself. Also, Rachel taught me a new game: wiki racing. You start on a random Wikipedia page and race somebody to get to another page by only clicking on links in the articles.

Anyway, for English class this weekend we're supposed to write four clerihews, and I'm having a little trouble. For those of you who don't know, a clerihew is a 4-lined poem with an AA BB rhyme structure. The first line is always a proper noun and its supposed to be a witty/funny sort of poem. Here's a couple of examples we got during class:

Vince Young

Your Fu is not yet Kung

Your hop ain't hip, your juke don't jive

I'm going to eat your rookie ass alive.

Or this one:

N*Sync

Stink.

Their music hurts my ears

I much prefer Britney Spears.

At least I think that's how they go. It seems like it would be really easy, but so far I have only come up with one decent one :

Funnel Cake
Angels make.
Most delicious snack
Sugar-coated heart attack.

So...yeah. I'm sure I'll come up with something else, I just thought I'd share. Oh by the way, I've challenged Brian's blog to a blog war. We don't know exactly what that entails so if anyone has any ideas feel free to comment. I'm done.