Anyway, for English class this weekend we're supposed to write four clerihews, and I'm having a little trouble. For those of you who don't know, a clerihew is a 4-lined poem with an AA BB rhyme structure. The first line is always a proper noun and its supposed to be a witty/funny sort of poem. Here's a couple of examples we got during class:
Vince Young
Your Fu is not yet Kung
Your hop ain't hip, your juke don't jive
I'm going to eat your rookie ass alive.
Or this one:
N*Sync
Stink.
Their music hurts my ears
I much prefer Britney Spears.
At least I think that's how they go. It seems like it would be really easy, but so far I have only come up with one decent one :
Funnel Cake
Angels make.
Most delicious snack
Sugar-coated heart attack.
So...yeah. I'm sure I'll come up with something else, I just thought I'd share. Oh by the way, I've challenged Brian's blog to a blog war. We don't know exactly what that entails so if anyone has any ideas feel free to comment. I'm done.
At least I think that's how they go. It seems like it would be really easy, but so far I have only come up with one decent one :
Funnel Cake
Angels make.
Most delicious snack
Sugar-coated heart attack.
So...yeah. I'm sure I'll come up with something else, I just thought I'd share. Oh by the way, I've challenged Brian's blog to a blog war. We don't know exactly what that entails so if anyone has any ideas feel free to comment. I'm done.
Meron taught me about wiki racing, but I haven't ever tried it. Is it fun?
ReplyDeleteHaha, I really like the poem, it's funny. I suck at poem writing, so you're better off alone.
Blog war=who can get the most comments (you should win, because I can't post on his).
wiki racing is very fun, and i will destroy Brian / why can't you post on his?
ReplyDeleteI would join the war if I could, but my blog is so popular it would be pretty unfair.
ReplyDeleteI can't post on his because his new background won't let me, but Lillian found a way to bypass that. Idk...